March 21, 2011

Bottoms Up

Today, I ran into the corner of my desk...with my rear end.

This thing is always getting in my way. It's so troublesome sometimes. If it weren't so darn cute, I might be mad at it. Ha!

I think everyone should have a part of their body they absolutely love, and I must say, I do love my posterior. It fills out my jeans rather nicely if I do say so myself. So every now and then I forget how far it sticks out and I run it into things, at least it pads my chair.

It also makes a nice resting place for a nap.

You know what else causes me troubles?

The drink.

Believe it or not, I am not all that graceful when sober. Just imagine what happens when I get a few drinks in me...

I start stirring with spatulas! That's what! And my darn rear end runs into everything. Everything!

P.S. I don't really drink all that often and I stir koolaid with whatever is handy...a garden trowel, a hairbrush, whatever. BUT, I truly do love my butt! Ha!


  1. Did I take all of those pictures?! ha ha ha h!! Great post! Everyone should have a part of their body they love!

  2. You did! Except for the cat one. I took that myself. I'm a closet contortionist. :)