Today, I ran into the corner of my desk...with my rear end.
This thing is always getting in my way. It's so troublesome sometimes. If it weren't so darn cute, I might be mad at it. Ha!
I think everyone should have a part of their body they absolutely love, and I must say, I do love my posterior. It fills out my jeans rather nicely if I do say so myself. So every now and then I forget how far it sticks out and I run it into things, at least it pads my chair.
It also makes a nice resting place for a nap.
You know what else causes me troubles?
Believe it or not, I am not all that graceful when sober. Just imagine what happens when I get a few drinks in me...
I start stirring with spatulas! That's what! And my darn rear end runs into everything. Everything!
P.S. I don't really drink all that often and I stir koolaid with whatever is handy...a garden trowel, a hairbrush, whatever. BUT, I truly do love my butt! Ha!