Chick-uh-fil-ay-uh

I dated an older man once. Shocking? Perhaps, but I think most girls/women at least think about it and some of them, like me, actually do it. He was really quite nice and very kind to me and acted about 30 years younger than he actually was so if you think about it I was robbing the cradle in "mind" years. Ha!

He was a pig farmer (I assume he still is. I don't talk to him anymore because I tend to be a...how shall I put this nicely...? when I'm done with you, you're basically dead to me kind of girl). He was only a few years younger than my parents which didn't seem to bother my dad all that much, but my mom Could. Not. Stand. It. In fact, I think it's safe to say, she hated it. But, what's done is done, and I had made up my mind and there was no stopping me from what I wanted to do at the time.

The only thing I didn't like about the relationship other than his crazy ex-wife who called and left wacko messages on my answering machine were the pigs. I know I told you my dad raises pigs, but he doesn't force me or even really expect me to help out in any way. He would be delighted if I did, but stomping around in smelly poo mud isn't really my cup of tea. With the older man, I guess because I was trying to impress him, I would stomp around in poo mud and help him out. Can I just say guh-ross?! Well, I definitely don't miss this:

At all.

But, I did take one thing with me when the relationship was over, and that is, the way he pronounced Chick-fil-a. Which was like this: Chick-uh-fil-ay-uh. So funny, right? I thought so!

I <3 Chick-uh-fil-ay-uh! And today as I was leaving class walking down the hallway in the classroom building all I could smell were chicken sandwiches and my mouth was a waterfall of excitement! Then I got outside and the smell was like a blast of fresh Spring chciken flavored air! More waterfall mouth antics. Oh my, oh my, I could not stop thinking about the CHICKEN!! So, I got in my car and I went to Chick-uh-fil-ay-uh and I ordered a #5, 8 count with honey mustard and a large UNsweet iced tea. Delicious!

I know what you're thinking, though..."is that really on your WW menu? Should you really be eating that?" The answer is yes!! Everything is on my WW menu as long as I calculate the points plus values and subtract it out of my daily total, and honestly, as far as fast food goes Chick-uh-fil-ay-uh is one of the better ones, points wise.

This is really the only time I have waterfalls of the mouth over chicken, I'm usually a beef eater, but...ok, who am I kidding? I'm an equal opportunity meat eater unless you're a duck and then you can keep your feathers.