Grass

You know, the green stuff in the yard?

Or if it's my yard we're talking about, the patchy green stuff?

Speaking of grass. I mowed tonight. For the first time in over a month. It's amazing the way the dead barren wasteland that was once a half-dead semi-barren almost-wasteland will bounce back...somewhat...after a few drops of rain.

I've decided I'm allergic to mowing. And grass. Even after I showered I can still feel all the icky grass particles on my skin making me itch. Do I sound whiny enough?

I think I would enjoy mowing more if I had this view.

Do you think if I called Vermont they would pack some of this up in a neat little box with a pretty little bow and send it to me?